Skaters
| Name | Goals | Assists | Penalty Minutes | Penalties |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brian “Brian J. aka Mama” Juchems | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chris Bauknecht | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Ed Pruessing | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Forrest “Gump” Knueppel | 5 | 3 | 4.5 | 0 |
| Geoffrey Gyrisco | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Jillian “Sausage” Garcia | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Joey “Knips” Knueppel | 17 | 2 | 6 | 0 |
| Joshua Meyers | 0 | 2 | 1.5 | 0 |
| Kate Waterman | 1 | 5 | 1.5 | 0 |
| Steven Peterson | 1 | 0 | 1.5 | 0 |
| Tammy Champion | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |