Skaters
| Name | Goals | Assists | Penalty Minutes | Penalties |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alpha Boldhart | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bob Grabow | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Brian “Brian J. aka Mama” Juchems | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Brian Bischel | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| Brianne Williams | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Courtney “Cabbage” Bolinson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| James “Jake” Barry | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Jared Moening | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Jim Voss | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| John Stephany | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Mandi “Zombi” O’Donnell | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sarah Quinn Mehrkens | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Thiruchelvan “tru” Selvanayagam | 3 | 3 | 1.5 | 0 |
| Vladimir Brik | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 |