24 Gene Zadzilka

First put on skates as part of the UW Computer Science department's group in '90, have been a hockey guy ever since.

As the years went on skating became harder, so I put on the pads so falling down (my natural reaction to ice) looks like I'm making a play.

Have 3 kids, so there's the priority that can trump hockey, but we try to keep Sundays open for MGHA.

First year team = Redrum, referencing The Shining by Stephen King. Jersey = Cujo, not because I'm a rabid pupper, it's the nickname for former Badger goalie Curtis Joseph.
Addendum 1: second year, on the Nightfuries. Jersey = Hiccup, as I'm more the little nerd kid than a dragon.
Addendum 2: third season, citizen of The Shrek Republic, jersey = "An Old Frog". We would have won it all if it weren't for the stooooopid plague.

Note to team captains: while I'm happy to skate out as a sub, if I'm playing goal in an adjacent slot, I'll need to miss a little bit of your game.