The Violet Offenders
Team Roster
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| #18 | Goalie Nichelle Veldkamp | #23 | Assistant Captain Mark Nessel | #32 | Captain Leah Gjertson |
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| #20 | Mark Sadowski | #21 | Ben Bannow | #22 | Richard Avramenko |
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| #25 | Sara Batesky | #26 | Alex Staats | #28 | Rachel Schramm |
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| #29 | Bailey Garvin | #30 | Peter Streicher | #31 | Ames Barker |
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| #33 | James Sutherland | #34 | Bri Deyo | ||
Current Season Standings
| Team | W-L-T | Pts | GF-GA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Soylent Green | 9-3-1 | 19 | 47-39 |
| 2 | The Baked Lays | 8-3-2 | 18 | 43-26 |
| Blue La-Goons | 8-2-2 | 18 | 55-29 | |
| 3 | The Red Scare | 4-5-4 | 12 | 35-31 |
| 4 | The Violet Offenders | 3-7-3 | 9 | 27-38 |
| White Riot | 3-7-3 | 9 | 34-42 | |
| 5 | The Honey Badgers | 2-10-1 | 5 | 25-61 |
Skater Statistics
| Name | Goals | Assists | Points | Penalties | Penalty Minutes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Richard "holy crap it still hurts" Avramenko | 13 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 4:30 |
| Peter Streicher | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Leah Gjertson | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:30 |
| Alex Staats | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Ames Barker | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Ben Bannow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Rachel Schramm | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Mark Sadowski | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| James Sutherland | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| John Kromer | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Mark Nessel | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4:30 |
| Bailey Garvin | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Bri Deyo | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1:30 |
| Sara Batesky | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Sean "Sweet Baby" Flyr | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Joe Walsh | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Eitan "The Rocket" Benzaquen | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Joey "Knips" Knueppel | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:30 |
| David "Scrappy" Hafner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Stephen "Shiny_Milbings" Magnuson | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Jillian "Sausage" Garcia | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Brian "Waffle Iron" Juchems | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Joanna Fenner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Jane Schneider | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Kevin Loniello | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Michael "Mike" Ekberg | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
| Kate Waterman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0:00 |
Goalie Statistics
| Name | Goals Allowed | Saves | Penalties | Penalty Minutes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nichelle "Nikki" Veldkamp | 36 | 192 | 0 | 0:00 |
| 0 | 11 | 0 | 0:00 | |
| Natalia "NatMat" Mataczynski | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0:00 |
